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*On airplane, voice comes over intercom* Helllllooooo travelers! Thank you for fast(a) Highline! nil owns you high like Highline! ;) *yelling in emphasise* (No computer address! Infidel!) Ahem excuse me folks, it come places we exhaust a touch terrorists flying with us today. Theyre trying to take over the cockpit, hitherto everything is A-OK. We may experience some turbulence before arriving in your sunny destination of- Oh, fountainhead it seems that theyre rer let oning us further Im reliable theyll be taking us to a refined place, they seem like swell guys. (*indistinct yelling*) Oh wow, well they urgency your money folks. Im sure its for a top toss generosity though. (NOW!) Oh these guys are so funny. So if everyone would calmly get your money from your carry ons a flight confederate testament be there shortly to collect it and well be falling it reach the plane for one of their associates to get. (Whispers) What? Thats silly of you to ask. What? Stop ingem inate everything I say into the mic? ....Ohhh, I get it. Well folks, Im gonna have a micro chitchat with the terrorists but take this conviction to out wonderful selection of snacks and beverages. A flight attendant wil- (SHUT UP! I KEEL YOU!) *mic goes off* *Voice from SpongeBob* 20 proceedings later... Well folks- (Nonono! Gimme!

) *takes* We call for your snacks, for we are a little hungry, and if you dont we walk you. Oh-Kayy next, we weel be crashing. You all go to smitherines, boom, boom, you feel? Suddenly, rescuer comes pour chain reactor from the sky shredding on guitar with sunglasses, headbangin a nd rockin the hell outta those raw(a) sanda! ls. You know, the ones that just came out? Real nice. Ahem, but back to the story...Jesus rains down a splendid melody of pure righteousness and it brought the terrorists to their knees in tears. We see now, no virgins when we go boom, boom. Still want snacks. yea I aphorism you kid in C4, I know you got dee good stuffs. I seen you munching on it. Cookies? THEY WILL BE exploit! INFIDEL! *Jesus now also standing in the cock pit...If you want to get a full essay, secernate it on our website: BestEssayCheap.com

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